Chesterton on the American Character

The American’s a hustler, for he says so,
And surely the American must know.
He will prove to you with figures why it pays so
Beginning with his boyhood long ago.
When the slow-maturing anecdote is ripest,
He’ll dictate it like a Board of Trade Report,
And because he has no time to call a typist,
He calls her a Stenographer for short.

He is never known to loiter or malinger,
He rushes, for he knows he has “a date” ;
He is always on the spot and full of ginger,
Which is why he is invariably late.
When he guesses that it’s getting even later,
His vocabulary’s vehement and swift,
And he yells for what he calls the Elevator,
A slang abbreviation for a lift.

Then nothing can be nattier or nicer
For those who like a light and rapid style.
Than to trifle with a work of Mr Dreiser
As it comes along in waggons by the mile.
He has taught us what a swift selective art meant
By description of his dinners and all that,
And his dwelling, which he says is an Apartment,
Because he cannot stop to say a flat.

We may whisper of his wild precipitation,
That it’s speed in rather longer than a span,
But there really is a definite occasion
When he does not use the longest word he can.
When he substitutes, I freely make admission,
One shorter and much easier to spell ;
If you ask him what he thinks of Prohibition,
He may tell you quite succinctly it is Hell.

G. K Chesterton (c. 1920′s),  A Ballad of Abbreviations

h/t: Hebdomadal Chesterton

 

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Sarcasm and Irony

I think that God has exhibited us apostles as last of all, like men sentenced to death; because we have become a spectacle to the world, to angels and to men. We are fools for Christ’s sake, but you are wise in Christ. We are weak, but you are strong. You are held in honor, but we in disrepute. To the present hour we hunger and thirst, we are poorly clothed and buffeted and homeless, and we labor, working with our own hands. When reviled, we bless; when persecuted, we endure; when slandered, we try to conciliate; we have become, and are now, as the refuse of the world, the dregs of all things. I do not write this to make you ashamed, but to admonish you as my beloved children. For though you have countless guides in Christ, you do not have many fathers. For I became your father in Christ Jesus through the gospel. I urge you, then, be imitators of me.

(1 Corinthians 4:9-16)

Sarcasm and irony.

These are two of the sharpest and potentially most effective tools that the preacher has at his disposal. Yes, I know, they are also potentially disruptive and destructive weapons that can wound the rather than heal the heart. An ill-chosen word can inflict great emotional and spiritual pain upon the hearers; a thoughtless word can damage a relationship, ruin a reputation and undermine a person’s self-confidence or trust in the speaker.

Thinking about preaching as a social event, I’m struck by the power that is inherent in the preacher’s role in a community. Ideally the preacher is faithfully communicating the Word of God but sometimes he just doesn’t. In the former case, his words have a prophetic character—and he is worthy of a prophet’s reward—in the latter case they show him to be if not exactly a false prophet, a negligent servant or a mere hireling.

So with pastoral and personal stakes so high, why does the Apostle Paul so often make use of sarcasm and irony as he does in his epistle to the Church at Corinth and other places? Continue reading

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An Orthodox Christian Witness in the Public Square

More and more I think that, on Christological grounds, we can’t proclaim the Gospel if we absent ourselves from the Public Square. St Matthew, for example, is clear. The birth of Jesus has political implications. The Person of Jesus Christ—and the proclamation of His Gospel—is necessarily and rightly a direct challenge to Caesar’s authority. This is how the Orthodox Church expressed the matter in her liturgical life:

When Augustus reigned alone on the earth, the many kingdoms of mankind came to an end; and when you became man from the pure Virgin, the many gods of idolatry were destroyed; the cities of the world passed under one single rule; and the nations came to believe in one single Godhead; the peoples were enrolled by decree of Caesar; we the faithful were enrolled in the name of the Godhead, when you became man, O our God. Great is your mercy, Lord; glory to you! (Vesperal hymn for Christmas)

The many kingdoms of this world have come to an end. Their power has been broken and they too are accountable to God. They are no more free to violate His commandments then is the individual.  Continue reading

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Personality Theory and the Small Details of Daily Life

Where Freud is wrong, he is spectacularly wrong; where he is right however, he is as right as any thinker I’ve read.  This all came to mind recently when I read a post by the personality theorist and president of Hogan Assessment Systems Robert Hogan.  He writes that while it has become “very popular” for its ability to help us understand “how people behave in specific situations—for example, as members of a jury panel or eye witnesses to a mugging” social psychology only tells us “how people behave in carefully defined contexts. “  To be sure, especially if I am concerned with people in these social contexts, this information is of great interest to me and may even be very helpful. Continue reading

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There’s Something About Money

Though it is counter-intuitive to say so, one of the central reasons that parish stewardship campaigns fail so is because we ask for money. Why this is, is the theme of this post. In a later post I explain how, in a practical way, a parish might want to go about meeting its financial needs. But for now I want to talk about why asking for money so often fails.

Again, I know that saying we fail because we ask for money is counter-intuitive–after all, the parish needs money to stay open, right? Yes but saying this begs the question: What is money? Because we don’t know the answer to this question, our attempts to begin a parish stewardship program invariably end up generating much less support–financial and otherwise–then they should.

Let me explain. Continue reading

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Hard Hearts, Soft Brains

Political commentator George F. Will makes an important observation in a recent Washington Post op ed piece.  Reflecting on the recent revelations that scientists manipulated the empirical  data in order to bolster their argument of man-made climate change, Will writes:

Consider the sociology of science, the push and pull of interests, incentives, appetites and passions. Governments’ attempts to manipulate Earth’s temperature now comprise one of the world’s largest industries. Tens of billions of dollars are being dispensed, as by the U.S. Energy Department, which has suddenly become, in effect, a huge venture capital operation, speculating in green technologies. Political, commercial, academic and journalistic prestige and advancement can be contingent on not disrupting the (postulated) consensus that is propelling the gigantic and fabulously lucrative industry of combating global warming.

Copenhagen is the culmination of the post-Kyoto maneuvering by people determined to fix the world’s climate by breaking the world’s — especially America’s — population to the saddle of ever-more-minute supervision by governments. But Copenhagen also is prologue for the 2010 climate change summit in Mexico City, which will be planet Earth’s last chance, until the next one.

It is easy to forget that contemporary science depends both on proper experimental method and the virtue of scientists.    While in one sense the scientific method helps us transcend some aspects of human subjectivity–personality, social class and gender come quickly to mind–in another sense (as the Climategate scandal illustrates) it emphasizes other aspects.  Technological expertise is not sufficient; trustworthy science requires trustworthy scientists.  And not only does it demand virtues such as truthfulness on the part of researchers.  There is also a need for a human community that is also committed to a life of intellectual and moral virtue.  Absent such personal and share virtue, science becomes–as Will suggests above–another means of exerting the power.

In Orthodoxy, G. K Cheterton writes that “There is a thought that stops thought. That is the only thought that ought to be stopped. That is the ultimate evil against which all religious authority was aimed. It only appears at the end of decadent ages like our own.”  He continues by identifying the thought that stops thought, pragmatism.

This bald summary of the thought-destroying forces of our time would not be complete without some reference to pragmatism; for though I have here used and should everywhere defend the pragmatist method as a preliminary guide to truth, there is an extreme application of it which involves the absence of all truth whatever. My meaning can be put shortly thus. I agree with the pragmatists that apparent objective truth is not the whole matter; that there is an authoritative need to believe the things that are necessary to the human mind. But I say that one of those necessities precisely is a belief in objective truth. The pragmatist tells a man to think what he must think and never mind the Absolute. But precisely one of the things that he must think is the Absolute. This philosophy, indeed, is a kind of verbal paradox. Pragmatism is a matter of human needs; and one of the first of human needs is to be something more than a pragmatist. Extreme pragmatism is just as inhuman as the determinism it so powerfully attacks. The determinist (who, to do him justice, does not pretend to be a human being) makes nonsense of the human sense of actual choice. The pragmatist, who professes to be specially human, makes nonsense of the human sense of actual fact.

Not only scientists but all of us are tempted (as Chesterton suggests) to pragmatism, to simply dispensing with objective facts when doing so advances our agenda at the moment.   Pragmatism submits truth to human will; it is my desire that must be served not truth.

But whether I bend the truth to my will for reason of science or religion is, in the end, of no consequence.   My will, precisely as mine, is self-defeating.  Again, Chesterton, “Every act of will is an act of self-limitation. To desire action is to desire limitation. In that sense every act is an act of self-sacrifice.”   But having demand that truth submit to will, we have lost the love of truth and so we have lost that which makes self-sacrifice meaningful–the truth.  Truth highlights for me the limitations of my thinking and my willing; without these limitations I am not more than myself nor even less than myself.  Rather without limitations it becomes meaningless even to speak about human identity.

The moment you step into the world of facts, you step into a world of limits. You can free things from alien or accidental laws, but not from the laws of their own nature. You may, if you like, free a tiger from his bars; but do not free him from his stripes. Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump: you may be freeing him from being a camel. Do not go about as a demagogue, encouraging triangles to break out of the prison of their three sides. If a triangle breaks out of its three sides, its life comes to a lamentable end. Somebody wrote a work called “The Loves of the Triangles”; I never read it, but I am sure that if triangles ever were loved, they were loved for being triangular. This is certainly the case with all artistic creation, which is in some ways the most decisive example of pure will. The artist loves his limitations: they constitute the thing he is doing. The painter is glad that the canvas is flat. The sculptor is glad that the clay is colourless.

What is now under assault in our culture–and again this is true whether that culture claims to be religious or secular–is an appreciation, a wholesome gratitude, for human limitations.  And having lost our love of limits, we have lost our love for each other.  But “Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot. Every man who will not have softening of the heart must at last have softening of the brain.”  Our brains are soft because our hearts are hard.

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A False Humility: the Moral Madness of Our Age.

I want to continue yesterday’s look at antinomianism and to tease out the vision of the human person that it seems to imply.  To do this I will borrow shamelessly from the Catholic apologist, G.K. Chesterton (whose cause for sainthood has been started in the Catholic Church).

Chesterton calls “mad” the human tendency to isolate virtues from each other. Just as “some scientists care for truth; and their truth is pitiless. . . . some humanitarians only care for pity; and their pity (I am sorry to say) is often untruthful” (Orthodoxy). When this happens, when my search for the truth is pitiless and my pity is untruthful then I become “the enemy of the human race.”  And I become as well my own enemy because I have opened the door, as Chesterton says, not to divine mercy but to anarchy to the refusal  of any limits on my life, even the limits imposed upon me by my own humanity.

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